My name is: But everyone already knows my name!
My nickname is: Petit Chat, and “le Prince de Perse,”
named by Mattia Battistini’s granddaughter
My breed is: Persian, British, silver. I know…
My age is: 13 ½ years young .
My favorite human food is: I would have no idea. But lapping water from the glasses on the table is fun. And spilling them onto the floor, too.
My biggest fear: I am fearless, because everyone adores me.
My favorite thing to do: Lounging casually, directly in the middle of foot traffic.
My favorite toy: How utterly childish! But I can still push a pencil off the table and feign astonishment.
What I hate most: When they try to brush my tender and fleecy belly. If they can find me.
Where do I sleep: Wherever it’s convenient. In the sunlight. With my head on a pile of books. Or on an important piece of paper. In the other master’s bed as long as permitted, or until I’ve changed my mind..
Do I love car rides? I put up with them, especially when I end up in New York City, which has the best hotel beds.
Do I snore? How rude! The Prince of Persia did not hear that question.
Languages: Some French, Some English, and fluent Cat.
My motto: “Kill them with cuteness.”
—With Thanks and a Hug to Janet Williams and Fred Bernd in Berlin. You may also copy/paste and play.